Ilana. 17. Brazil. Alex Morgan. Tobin Heath. Abby Wambach. Lauren Cheney. Kelley O'Hara. Queen. Lana Del Rey. Dianna Agron. Grant Gustin. Resident Evil. The Walking Dead.
Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight.
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room.

This is Jesse, the roughest toughest cowboy in the whole West. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye. This is Rex, the meanest most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! The Potato Heads, Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep ‘em together ‘cause they’re madly in love. Now Slinky here is as loyal as any dog you could want. And Hamm, he’ll keep your money safe, but he’s also one of the dastardly villians of all time, evil Dr. Pork Chop! These little dudes are from a strange alien world: Pizza Planet! And this is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever! He can fly and shoot lasers! Sworn to protect the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg. Now Woody, he’s been my pal for as long as I can remember. He’s brave like a cowboy should be. And kind. And smart. But the thing that makes Woody special is that he’ll never give up on you. Ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what. You gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They mean a lot to me.

me: *downloads a new episode, streams a movie, checks e-mail, plays bejeweled, has 24 tabs of tumblr open, opens facebook, reads a fanfic, plays spotify, downloads textures, watches cat videos on youtube, checks twitter, downloads album, checks weather, catches up on the news*
me: why is my internet so slow?
mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father.
mum: what?
me: nothing.